The Couples Colonoscopy Experience
Wellness, trust, and togetherness — all in one transformative visit.
Why Together?
Just as couples massages foster closeness, shared preventive care can deepen trust and transparency. The Couples Colonoscopy Experience reimagines wellness as an act of love — because nothing says commitment like early detection.
Shared Strength
Facing life’s challenges — and screenings — hand in hand.
Emotional Intimacy
Because openness begins within. Literally.
Healthy Competition
Find out who has the healthier colon! A little friendly rivalry is the spice of life.
Choose Your Shared Journey
The Tandem
Our signature side-by-side experience. Features dual screening bays and a shared recovery lounge.
- ✓ Side-by-side procedure beds
- ✓ Synchronized prep schedule
- ✓ Post-procedure smoothie flight
The 'True Intimacy'
Everything in The Tandem, plus a romantic, physician-led review of your combined results.
- ✓ All Tandem features
- ✓ Private, candlelit consultation room
- ✓ Framed commemorative "Healthiest Colon" certificate
- ✓ 'His & Hers' plush bathrobes
The Platinum Prep
The ultimate wellness weekend. Includes a 2-night stay with our curated 'prep-gourmet' meal service.
- ✓ All True Intimacy features
- ✓ 2-night luxury suite stay
- ✓ On-call 'Prep Concierge'
- ✓ Chauffeur service
What Couples Are Saying
“We left feeling lighter — emotionally and otherwise.”
— Sarah & Ben, Boston
“It was the most intimate health check we’ve ever shared.”
— Laura & James, Denver
“We recommend it to all our married friends. So cleansing.”
— Dana & Chris, Seattle
Gift an Experience of a Lifetime
Show your partner you care — with the ultimate symbol of trust.
Or surprise your favorite couple with the most unforgettable anniversary, engagement, or “we’ve-been-through-a-lot-together” gift imaginable. Perfect for the friends who already share everything.
CouplesColonoscopy.com
Shared Wellness Experience
Official Gift Certificate
This certifies that ______________________ and ______________________ are entitled to participate in one (1) Couples Colonoscopy Experience — a shared journey of trust, transparency, and togetherness.
Issued By: CouplesColonoscopy.com
Value: Good for one couples colonoscopy
Expiration Date: None (wellness never expires)
Authorized Signature:
“Because nothing says love like early detection.”
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Will we be in the same room for the... whole thing?+
A: Absolutely! Our 'Duo-Suite' features side-by-side screening beds. Hand-holding is encouraged, though optional during peak procedural moments.
Q: What if one of us has a "better" result?+
A: Health is a shared journey, not a competition! Our physicians are trained to present all findings with equal sensitivity. (Though, our 'True Intimacy' package does include a "Healthiest Colon" certificate for a little friendly fun!)
Q: What should we wear?+
A: You will be provided with our signature 'His & Hers' open-back gowns, crafted from 100% premium Egyptian cotton for maximum comfort and accessibility.
QS: Is this covered by insurance?+
A: We are a luxury wellness experience, not just a medical screening. As such, we do not partner directly with insurance providers, but we are happy to provide you with a beautifully itemized receipt to submit for your records.
Still have questions? Our relationship coordinators are standing by.